twisting bono's words

The State Department recently doctored Bono's words about President Bush's record on aid to Africa.

In other news, the State Department also claims that Bono found what he was looking for a long time ago.

- From Wonkette.

SIR paul

Why oh why couldn't Paul have been the one with rabid fans? Oh yeah, because he's so tepid. He really should team up with Eric Idle for one great legacy-disgracing tour. They are beginning to make Terry Jones and Ringo look good. Meanwhile, he's inflicting a collabortion abomination with U2 on the world, with Bono - presumably - in the part of the one and only Billy Shears. Again with the insults to Ringo....

On the other hand, Sir Paul's most famous non-Beatle lyric:

"In this ever changing world in which we live in"

makes U2's crap seem profound,